Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them
collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are
The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency
services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The
operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure
he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back
on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
One word for the hunter