This has not happened to you before and i pray it doesn't. Sit back and read through my experience, 

i was sweating like anything and there was no way through. i jumped out of the queue and i went straight away to meet one of the security guys in the bank "excuse me bros" i began with a dancing step, my hands covering my but and my anus were tightly leaning on each other to block any passage. "bros, pls is will love to use the rest room." he looked at me, then he pointed "over there. we have just one toilet, pray there is no one there" 

puahahaha i was on a leg race, no break, i took giants steps and i prayed my anus could hold on for a little while.

 i almost had a huge heart attack when i heard someone struggling in the toilet. the guy in there was screaming like he wanted to pass out a full grown water melon. 

after a while, it got too much and i couldn't take it, i pulled down my trouser right in front of the toilet, spreading it down in a thick way, and i squatted. Right then the faeces was at the edge of my rectum.

tuaaahahahahahahahahaha, it all came out, it was a soft push, i felt i still had more in, i closed my eyes tight, creating a long furrow above my brow. gboahahahahahahaha, this one sounded like a bomb planted in an isolated vacuum, 

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suddenly i received a tap, i sprang up quickly like a capacitor trying to dispense stored up voltage. gently i separated my eye lashes and my retina was flooded with thick light ray "idiot, see as you spoil class" vera's voice came off, quickly i opened my eyes all at once neglecting the effect of the bright light. It was a dream. Then i noticed i was surrounded by my classmate including the girls from the next class. my shit D'OR made me gain more fans than a ballon d'or winner.

i felt something running down my trouser i peered down and i noticed a brown aqueous stinking substance running out my knicker. That actually was how i loosed all the girls i was eyeing in class. including my crush. That very day. I determined not to sleep in the class again. But my decision was late. 

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