A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen. "Careful," he
said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're
cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN
THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are
we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going TO STICK!
Careful.. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn
them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?
Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget that.
Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife was angry and stared at him. "What is wrong with
you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what
it feels like when I'm driving with you by my side."