(1) those who claim they have millions of cars but are always trekking from street to street are top players on ASPHALT and ROAD RASH.
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(2) A man who doesn't know the way to his house will surely end up knowing the way to other people's house.
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(3) A man who doesn't know his surname does not know his name. How can there be a name without a surname.
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(4) When building a house, remember to make room for failure but allowing him into that room will be ur greatest mistake.
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(5) A man who says all friends are good has not tested the effect of a toxic friend who locks up the door, closes all the windows and turn off the fans before he farts.
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(6) You have all the money in the world doesn't mean u can buy yesterday.
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(7) The day u slap a madman is the day u will know he is more famous than u are.
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(8) If u think its ur eyes that sees the road when driving at night, then try driving without the your head light.
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(9) The sweetest thing ever created by man is sugar. That doesn't mean it can changed the bitterness of poverty.
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(10) Anyone who loves and value his life will preserve it for a good purpose. Those who don't value theirs will surely loss it for a bad purpose.
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(11) Anyone who thinks fire has no effect has not tested, swallowing hot yam without water.
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(12) A car is automatic doesn't mean it will drive itself. You re the one to drive it.
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(13) You be rich man no mean say u never borrow 20 naira pen for bank.
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(14) No matter how big you are, you no fit wear pass two singlet.
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(15) Madness begins when you are looking for a waiter in a public toilet.
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(16) We all walk on the same road doesn't means we are heading towards the same destination.
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(17) You are a virgin doesn't make u a sister to virgin mary..
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(18) Mama way talk say nobody fit beat her pikin for her front, no sabi governor HUNGER.